Software for the finest computer – The Mind


Posted by Tim Bryce on December 11, 2011

I have been receiving messages from the Nigerian scam artists for over 25 years, first by snail mail, next by fax, then by e-mail naturally. Their con in the early days sought to capitalize on simple greed whereby they would promise their victim millions of dollars if they could deposit money in their bank account. To do so, the victim would have to reveal details regarding his/her bank account. Once exposed, the Nigerians would fleece the account of all of its money. I cannot imagine a single man, woman, or child who hasn’t been approached by these scam artists over the years who, by the way, are considered national heroes in their home country. This has been going on for so long, I do not have any pity for the suckers swindled by them.

Regardless of how many times I block Nigerian users sending such messages, a new one gets through now and then. Normally I just delete them but recently I started to read them as I wanted to see what the latest wrinkle was in their ploy. Interestingly, they have added some new twists to the banking scheme. Instead of just appealing on a person’s greed, they now try to play on people’s emotions. Regardless, they are all rather entertaining to read when you understand their motive; here is a sampling of unretouched pleas (I particularly like the grammar and spelling):

“Dearest Beloved Friend,
I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before i will die. My name is Mr. Ehab Elbalawi, I am a dying man who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you.You may be wondering why I choose you.But someone has to be chosen i am a dying man with cancer, I have a charitable offer of $6.5million Dollars.please get back to me for full Details……
Your Dying Friend,
Mr. Ehab Elbalawi”

Dear Ehab, so drop dead already.

“My name is Mrs. Anna Moyes; I am a US citizen, 51 Years Old. My residential address 645 Leland Drive Deltona FL 32725 , United States, I am one of those people that took part in receiving Inheritance funds and Lottery funds from African banks and European banks even from many lottery organizers few years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid different fees while in the USA trying to get my funds from those banks and lottery organizers but all to no avail.

So, I decided to travel to WASHINGTON D.C USA with all my compensation documents, and I was directed by the F.B.I Director to contact a man called Dr. Fred Owen, A British citizen and a member of the UNITED NATIONS & IMF COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE currently staying in ACCRA – GHANA.

Contact Person: Dr. Fred Owen.
Address: Diplomatic Lodge, United Nation Accra Ghana.
Telephone: +233549970284.

Contact him now and send him (1) Your full names, (2) Your contact Address, (3) Your mobile phone numbers and (3) Any of your photo ID bearing your picture etc, you really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them because it is not in any way with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing left with you.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Anna Moyes.
3648 W. Scenic Hwy 30-A,
Santa Rosa Beach, FL 32459
United States of America.”

Dear Mrs. Moyes, first I find it interesting that you have two conflicting residential addresses in the United States, one of which I plotted is in the middle of Tyndall AFB in Florida (the Santa Rosa Beach location). I trust you are sleeping well on the practice range as the Air Force makes their bombing runs. I agree we have to stop dealing with deadbeat people such as yourself who are trying to swindle people out of their money. Please give my kindest regards to Dr. Owen of the Akan Tribe. Someday you will have to have him tell you about the “Spider Story” which celebrates the deceit of people. Oh yea, please join Mr. Elbalwi and drop dead.


I have contacted my secretary to confirm if you have received the compensation draft cheque of (US$10.500.000) which I issued in your name, but he told me that he could not send it to you because of the courier charges. Now I have called my bank to cancel any payment regards to the draft cheque and then authorized them to transfer the payment into ATM CARD in your name which they did.

As of now be informed that all charges has been paid and the ATM CARD is going to be in your name, but to reactivate the ATM Card you have to forward your current informations as requested below to the bank and the only money you will pay to the bank is US$295 for the ATM Card Reactification fee, then they will send you the ATM CARD for your immediate use.

Here are the informations you have to forward to the bank:

2. Postal ADDRESS:_______
3. PHONE NUMBER:_________
4. CELL NUMBERS:_______
5. EMAIL ADDRESS:________
6. SEX:_____
7. AGE:_____
8. OCCUPATION:________
9. NATIONALITY:________

Director, ATM Foreign Operation Dept.
Email: (

Get back to me once you received the ATM CARD ok.

Thanks and God bless you.
Mrs. Ruth King L.”

Dear Mrs. King L. – regarding your generous offer regarding a new ATM CARD. As tempting an offer as it may be, I’ll have to say No. Besides, what am I going to do with another US$10.500.000.? Thanks and God bless me.

There are several other variations, but I think you get the idea. Obviously, if the deal seems too good to be true, it is. These people will sink to any level to scam you out of your money. If you have the slightest suspicion something on the Internet might be fraudulent, in all likelihood it is. Unfortunately, there is not much you can do as the scammers are seldom caught. Nevertheless, for some information on reporting Internet fraud, see: Internet Fraud

Keep the Faith!

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Tim Bryce is a writer and the Managing Director of M. Bryce & Associates (MBA) of Palm Harbor, Florida and has over 30 years of experience in the management consulting field. He can be reached at

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  1. Tim Bryce said

    An R.B. of Maine wrote…

    “Never, never ending.
    I received it three times in a row from the same lady. I finally wrote back and provided a real number that she should call. (The US Marshals’ number in DC) I told her to ask for Agent “xxx”, that he was my partner and that since we had her computer triangulated and knew she was in New Jersey (that part I had found out with a little sleuthing), it would go best on her if she turned herself in and save us the hassle of a raid.

    Never heard from her again.

    But the scam keeps coming…”

    A J.D. of Columbus, Ohio wrote…

    “Most of the Nigerian scam letters I get are so hard to read–as the grammar is terrible!! And don’t forget these people have a huge presence on EBAY!! A few years ago, I had an item up for auction on Ebay. One of the Nigerian people sent me a FAKE Paypal email (somehow they were able to do this through Ebay messaging) saying they had paid for the item in full BEFORE the Ebay had ended. They OVER PAID me–by over 500.00 for an item that I would have been happy to get 50.00 for. And they told me that I needed to send it right away to Nigeria. I knew this had to be some sort of mistake–so I opened up a new tab and went to Paypal and the money was not there. I responded to them and said, ‘Sorry but the funds have not cleared my account’ and I was told that I had to ‘sign in through their special link to see the funds.’ HA!! It sure did NOT feel right. I contacted Paypal–who got an Ebay rep on the phone and they had told me I had done the right thing. Out of the whole ordeal though, I had to cancel my EBAY in progress and start a new–all fees reimbursed. Well–I learned that they target anyone selling on Ebay with a rating under 50 Stars. Crazy!! I know.”

    A D.R. of Atlanta, Georgia wrote…

    “For a fun afternoon of reading, check out any of the ‘419’ web sites that discuss how to fight back against the Nigerian scammers.”

    A P.D. of Los Angeles, California wrote…

    “How do they find us? Is there anyone so uninformed as to give up this kind of personal data to a stranger? Mr. Bryce, here is my Excellent Post Award. I will look for your writings again.”

    An H.S. of Las Vegas, Nevada wrote…

    “Ha! I always wonder if anyone truly believes these scams.”

    A J.S. of Skidway Lake, Michigan wrote…

    “It’s nothing more than the classic pigeon drop scam by email. Greed is the downfall of many.”


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