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Posted by Tim Bryce on September 19, 2012


– The Michael Scott of the Obama Administration.

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Vice President Joe Biden has become the poster child for flubs and gaffes. Quite often the President has had to take action for something his VP has said and spin it to make it more palatable to the public. In a way, Mr. Biden reminds me of the Michael Scott character on NBC’s “The Office” whereby he speaks to the camera to make some sort of witticism which is either baffling or just plain embarrassing. The Vice President’s blunders are well documented in both print and video. On “YouTube” for example, there is quite a library of his most embarrassing remarks.

When interviewed on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Biden delighted Republicans by referring to Governor Mitt Romney as “President Romney.” He also seemed to have trouble understanding who exactly he worked for as he referred to the president as “President Clinton.”

His most recent faux pas was in Virginia when he said, “Look at what they (Republicans) value, and look at their budget. And look what they’re proposing. (Romney) said in the first 100 days, he’s going to let the big banks write their own rules — unchain Wall Street. They’re going to put y’all back in chains.”

This little remark angered the black community on both sides of the aisle and caused the administration to go into damage control.

In Athens, Ohio (and home of my Alma Mater), the Veep experienced a problem in counting; “Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.”

Somehow this incident reminded me of the Dan Quayle 1994 “potato” spelling error, except without the fanfare from the press.

For an administration extremely sensitive to racial remarks, they cringed when they heard Biden say on C-SPAN, “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.”

In April 2012, Biden tried to defend the president’s foreign policy by making a comparison to Teddy Roosevelt’s “Big Stick” policy; “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. I promise you, the President has a big stick. I promise you.”

Like Michael Scott, he was puzzled why his remarks resulted in gales of laughter from the audience.

In welcoming the Irish Prime Minister to the White House in March 2012, he shared “An old Irish saying; May the hinges of our friendship never go rusty,” and when describing the relationship between the two countries, he insisted, “there’s no doubt about them staying oiled and lubricated here.”

I’m sure the Irish PM is still shaking his head over this stereotype.

This has been but a small sampling of the Vice President’s gaffes. There are, of course, many more. He has consistently made statements which have embarrassed not only the administration but Americans everywhere, yet the press treats him with kid gloves and merely says, “Oh, that Joe, there he goes again.” Had a Republican made any one of these comments, he would have been unmercifully attacked by the press. Dan Quayle is an excellent example, any slip of the tongue by the VP during his term and the media chastized and berated him. The same was true with Sarah Palin when she ran as John McCain’s vice presidential nominee. So much for “fair and balanced.”

The one remark of Biden’s which I consider somewhat prophetic was in 2008 when he said, “Make no mistake about this. Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America.”

Wow, he got that one right. We certainly do not need a Michael Scott as Vice President.

Keep the Faith!

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Tim Bryce is a writer and the Managing Director of M&JB Investment Company (M&JB) of Palm Harbor, Florida and has over 30 years of experience in the management consulting field. He can be reached at

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8 Responses to “THE JOE BIDEN FOLLIES”

  1. Tim Bryce said

    A C.W. of Tampa, Florida wrote…

    “How refreshing to look to a politician for some much needed comic relief….as always, an excellent and entertaining read.”


  2. Tim Bryce said

    A C.M. of Palm Harbor, Florida wrote…

    “Someone said, a while ago, that the reason the mainstream media doesn’t cover Joe Biden’s gaffs is that it is not news when Joe Biden says something dumb. It’s normal.”


  3. Tim Bryce said

    A J.S. of Arizona wrote…

    “I do find it interesting ‘the buy’ he gets not only with the media, but from people in general. Watching on TV or in personal conversation, you can notice just his name being mentioned and the guest speakers/pundits/host can’t help but smile.. before a word about him is spoken or the subject at hand discussed. Like the nice old uncle in the family with a touch of dementia or something, he is excusable and cute… just nod to what he says, and go on about your daily chores. A “heartbeat away” from the big chair as they say… but nice cute uncles get a pass. I think that’s why he was picked, non-threatening to Obama politically or otherwise…”


  4. Tim Bryce said

    An O.B. of Macon, Georgia wrote…

    ” Somehow. I believe that the last election was the greatest scam ever pulled on the American public.

    To probably 90 % of my friends (and I have many many of them) we can carry on decent conversations with some intelligence no fear or ridicule for what we say. However in the USA it is becoming a rarity to find folks who can carry on decent conversations about anything, without using vulgarity, misinformation, lying or simply bad speech with no virtual knowledge of the truth. I been down too many roads and some of them had lots of bumps and I learned how to navigate most of them by experience.

    I guess folks just have too much apathy to get out there and do something!”


  5. Tim Bryce said

    A J.S. of Skidway Lake, Michigan wrote…

    “Having Biden only a heartbeat away is terrifying. His gaffes are amusing, but having him as president would not be.”


  6. Tim Bryce said

    A J.M. of Palm Harbor, Florida wrote…

    “Joe is sort of like that one Uncle in the family that periodically shows up for reunions and you just wonder what’s gonna come out of his mouth. While you’re almost embarrassed for him, you overlook his failings for their entertainment value.”


  7. […] slip-ups are reminiscent of those regularly delivered by Uncle Joe Biden when he was Vice President, except his was a little more bawdy. The big difference between the two […]


  8. […] slip-ups are reminiscent of those regularly delivered by Uncle Joe Biden when he was Vice President, except his was a little more bawdy. The big difference between the two […]


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