FOR MOTHER’S DAY
Posted by Tim Bryce on May 11, 2013
BRYCE ON MOTHERS DAY
– 12 things I’ve learned about mothers.
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* Mother’s spit has cured scratches, bruises and fixed millions of projects.
* Mothers sleep with their eyes half-open (they never stop worrying).
* Mothers dispense vitamin pills daily for their offspring, even when they’ve grown into adults.
* Mothers are always the last to sit down at the dinner table.
* The best ingredient in a meal prepared by a mother is her heart.
* Mothers always warn, “Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.”
* Mothers know where you hide things.
* Mothers keep your school work and anything you made for them when you were a child.
* Mothers know if you have been naughty or nice, not Santa.
* Mothers usually accept less so their children can have more.
* Mothers may not agree with you, but they will always listen.
* No matter how old you are, mothers smile at you as you leave home, but weep after you have left.
Have I forgotten anything?
Happy Mothers Day!
Keep the Faith!
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Tim Bryce is a writer and the Managing Director of M&JB Investment Company (M&JB) of Palm Harbor, Florida and has over 30 years of experience in the management consulting field. He can be reached at timb001@phmainstreet.com
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Albert Al Estes sr said
Tim-really hit the nail on the head with this one.
Excellent. @L SR (LATER)
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Joyce said
Thank you for the Mother’s Day wishes. This was well said.
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2013/05/musical-monday-neighbor.html
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Dolphin, Cynthia (DOP) said
Thank you. Lovely message.
Cynthia Dolphin
Former Pace University Student
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CELEBRATING THE MONTH OF MAY « THE BRYCE IS RIGHT! said
[…] MOTHER’S DAY – In the United States, we celebrate Mother’s Day on the Second Sunday of May, as do several other countries, but not all. This is a great way to honor the mothers of the world for all their hard work and sacrifices. It’s the least we can do to show our appreciation. The only trouble is to find a restaurant to take them to for brunch, lunch or dinner, as most are crowded. If you haven’t booked your reservation by now, forget it. A picnic at a park or a barbecue is also welcome, just do not expect Mom to prepare the meal or clean up, it’s her day. Also, try to prepare a toast in advance and from the heart. Believe me, it will be appreciated. […]
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